Sunday, June 30, 2013

Not Everything Holds Up Well After 25 Years... "Action Jackson"


Not all 80s action movies are created equal...

The Story:

Detroit cop Jericho "Action" Jackson (Carl Weathers) is suspicious about some deaths of union execs in the auto industry, and all signs seem to point to sinister businessman Peter Dellaplane (Craig T. Nelson) who has an agenda that Jackson is interfering with.  When Dellaplane kills his own wife (Sharon Stone), it's pretty obvious that Jackson is in over his head.  So he abducts Dellaplane's mistress (Vanity) and attempts to bring the bad guy down... by any means necessary!

Hmmm...

This film has not aged well.

Or perhaps, rose-colored glasses simply aren't that rosey any longer?

Either way, this was a rough one to sit through again.

Carl Weathers isn't the problem.  He's got the 80s action hero down pat, the cross between Ah-Nuhld and Stallone.  He tosses off the one liners while he's busting heads.

Nelson does an admirable job as the villain.  He chews on the scenery, but that's his job.

No, I think the weak link is the casting of the females.  Sharon Stone's part is brief... but Vanity is used throughout the film, and while the girl could sing...

Her acting leaves a lot to be desired.  Her delivery sounds almost as if she was indeed high...or drunk... throughout the filming of the movie.

Have to say I was disappointed, my memory led me to believe the movie was better than that.


The strange thing about 1988... action movies were getting worn and tired.  The genre desperately needed a breath of fresh air...

But more on that...tomorrow!

Final Grade: C

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: I do own it, but apparently it hasn't held up well over the years.  Can't see this coming out for a spin again anytime soon.

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Excited for Today's Review? I Know, I "Can't Hardly Wait", Either!!


Every generation needs it's party...

The Story:

Graduation has come, and tonight, the seniors are going to party.  Will Preston (Ethan Embry) finally be able to tell the girl of his dreams (Jennifer Love Hewitt) that he loves her? What happens when Denise (Lauren Ambrose) and Kenny (Seth Green)  get locked in a bathroom together all night?  All of this and more await at the senior party.

Yes, I know, you can't hardly wait!

I had never seen this one before, so apparently I missed out on the 90s ode to High School.

I suppose that American Pie may have overshadowed it, though that seems to be the 2000s answer to the High School film for a generation.

Makes me long for the innocent days of John Hughes tackling life in the 80s.

: )

But I digress...

This film is amusing and odd at times, as they just throw stuff out there and hope some of it sticks.  Much of the high school clichés are played out throughout the party that spoke to the generation that saw it in theaters.

I assume.  : /

So for them, it's their Fast Times, Ferris Bueller or the Breakfast Club.

For me, it was more fun seeing who the background characters were that shot to fame after their appearance in this movie, and pretty much eclipsed any/all of the main stars of the film.

That said, it wasn't a waste of my time, and I enjoyed pretty much the whole thing.  No complaints.

Final Grade: B

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: No hurry to do either again, but not a bad film.  The more sentimental it is to you, the more you'll enjoy this one.

Friday, June 28, 2013

Jamie Foxx as a Leading Man? Will Viewers Take the "Bait" ?

Not an Oscar Winner...

The Story:

Small-time crook Alvin Sanders (Jamie Foxx) is doing time next to a big-time robber (Robert Pastorelli) who stole some gold.  He's hidden it, and won't tell the Feds or his partner (Doug Hutchison) where it's hidden.  However, as he's suffering a heart attack in prison, he passes a message about the possible whereabouts of the gold.  Agent Clenteen (David Morse) decides to free Alvin from jail, and using some high-tech dentistry, he now has some bait out on the streets to either lead him to the gold, the partner, or preferably both.

A star was born.

Okay, technically, Jamie Foxx showed he could be a star in Any Given Sunday, but Bait was his chance to shine as the leading man...

And he does an admirable job.

He is solid as an actor, and he tosses off his one-liners with the best of them, keeping a light edge to an otherwise gritty thriller.

It is amusing watching him frustrate the Feds with his decisions as they use him as an unwitting accomplice.  He makes decision after decision that literally drive them crazy, and they pretty much want to kill him as much as the bad guy does.

Foxx has come a long way since then with his Oscar winning performances in Ray and his outstanding work in Django Unchained.

Want to go back and see where it all began 13 years ago?  Give this one a whirl again.

Final Grade: B-

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: Nothing earth-shattering, but it was fun to revisit after over a decade.  Holds up pretty well.

Thursday, June 27, 2013

All Everyone Wants Is To Be "Accepted"


Where everyone that applies gets in!

The Story:

Bartleby Gaines (Justin Long) has graduated, but no college said yes to the potential freshman.  He hatches a plan with his friends and their only friend who got accepted into a college, Sherman (Jonah Hill) to create a website for a faux college where these others that got rejected could go in the fall.  They rent an old insane asylum near the campus of Harmon University so they actually have a place.  Then using Sherman's uncle Ben (Lewis Black) to improve as the Dean, the parents are fooled and Bartleby and the gang are set to enjoy a year off on their parents dime.  The only problem, the accepted button actually works, and a week after the guys think they've got a semester of slacking, suddenly find themselves with several hundred new applicants.  What's a fake college to do, except get serious about their education!

I find this movie to be hysterical.  Funny, well written, and Justin Long and Jonah Hill are masters at playing themselves in these roles.  The laughs come fast and furious, with most working perfectly to execution.

One thing I realized having not seen this one in a few years, Jonah Hill used to be Huuuuuge!  Dangerously so.  I have to give him credit for slimming down over the years and not getting bigger and exploding!

In a sense, this is the antithesis of Animal House.  Whereas they really didn't care about college, these kids simply weren't good enough to get in.

Yet a funny thing happened on their way to not-learning.

They actually learned a great deal, and come out better for it in the end.

The impassioned speech at the end as to why their school should be accredited and not become a boring clone of what works in other schools is in reality a wake-up call for what is wrong with the education system today, and it's getting only worse, not any better.

But that's way too deep for this movie.

: )

Final Grade: A-

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: I own it, and considering how funny it really is, I don't watch it nearly enough.  I'll blame the language, as it's a pretty hardcore PG-13 film!

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Live Event Recap "Monday Night Raw"

Let's get ready to ruuuuummmmbbbbbllllleeeee!!!

Oh. My. Goodness.

We had attended a live event last year, non-televised, and it was fun.

But with Raw... they turn the dial to 11.

I don't know how well the crowd did on live television, I have to watch a replay, but it seemed like we were into about 85% of it...catching our breath when we could.  It's hard to sustain that energy level for 3 1/2 hours as the voice goes out quick.


Okay, having watched it, and let's just put it this way:


The Raw microphones don't pick up nearly half the sound that the audience makes.  I suppose that's fair, as you really don't hear much of the action from the ring except for really loud moves, which is really weird compared to watching it at home.

Plus, the show goes on during commercials, and when people come out... say Rhodes & Sandow during commercial, we boooooo like crazy.  However, that doesn't make the show.

For example, Jericho came out, and welcomed us to "Charleston is Jericho".  We're screaming like crazy, and then he works the arena getting each section to cheer.  By the time we come back to Raw, or make it to the third hour... our voices are shot...it's exhausting.

But fun!

If you enjoy what the WWE does, I highly recommend going to a Raw taping if you ever get the chance.

It's great entertainment, and Vince McMahon puts on an amazing show!

Final Grade: A

Rewatchability Factor: Every Monday for 20 years whenever possible. :)

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Is The Movie Worth Watching? "Definitely, Maybe"

A story about love, divorce, and second chances.

The Story:

Will (Ryan Reynolds) is getting divorced.  This of course doesn't sit well with his little girl, Maya (Abigail Breslin) who wants to know about how he met her mom and maybe see what went wrong in the marriage.  Fair enough, so Will begins telling her the story of the loves of his life, of which there were three, only he changes their names so that Maya can't figure out which girl happens to be her mom.  Will it be college sweetheart Emily (Elizabeth Banks), good friend April (Isla Fisher) or sophisticated Summer (Rachel Weisz)?  And by telling the story, can Will learn any lessons and realize that maybe the one he was supposed to end up with is still out there?

Before there was "How I Met Your Mother..."

This movie works, for the most part, as a fun romantic comedy. 

I'm not sure what exactly is missing from the movie overall that keeps it from being a must see for me though.  While good, it never crosses the threshold and becomes great.

Ryan Reynolds is always a plus for me, and for the most part he is allowed to play his usual charming, wise-cracking self.

His chemistry with his leading ladies varies, but that is a hard enough trick to pull off with one star, let alone three.

About five years have elapsed since I first saw this, so it was pretty much like watching it again for the first time.

I absolutely think the correct choices were made, as even the daughter rules out her real mom in the story. : )

Will's second chance at love is both uplifting and heartbreaking for both characters, and that is a nice change of pace, when they could have made it so much easier on his character.

Glad I  got a second chance to revisit this one.

Final Grade: B-

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: No hurry...should be up for it again in about 5 years. : )

Monday, June 24, 2013

Your Future is Whatever You Make It..."Back to the Future Part 3"

What kind of stupid name is that?

The Story:

Marty McFly (Michael J. Fox) heads back to 1885 to rescue Doc Brown (Christopher Lloyd) before he can be murdered by Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen (Thomas F. Wilson).  Doc was content to live out his days in the Old West, but murder has him rethinking those plans.  However, when he meets the new school marm (Mary Steenburgen), the decision to leave becomes much harder.  Time's ticking though, and if they don't get out of there, it's likely that neither one will ever make it back to 1985 in one piece.

That's how you end a trilogy.

Following on the heels of Part 2, the third installment brings the warmth and fun back to the series that the 2nd part seemed to lack.

It's bright...it's fun...

And they open up the cool paradox aspect of traveling even farther back into the past than they had ever gone before.

The changes that they will make are subtle, unlike the alternate future Biff created in Part 2.

Then they end on a bittersweet high note with the destruction of the DeLorean... but the ability to time travel still intact.

Will there ever be a part 4?  Doubtful.  Nor should there be.

There should also never be any remake attempt for this franchise.

That's the kind of blasphemy we just don't need.

Final Grade: A-

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: Own it. Love it.  Seen it many times... not as many as the original...more than the 2nd.  Go figure. :)

Sunday, June 23, 2013

I'm Still Waiting for My Hoverboard..."Back to the Future Part II"

Great Scott!

The Story:

Picking up from the end of Back to the Future, Doc Brown (Christopher Lloyd) returns from the future for Marty (Michael J. Fox) and they even take Jennifer (Elisabeth Shue) this time to the future.  It appears that Marty's son is about to make a mistake that will cost him dearly, and Doc wants to prevent that from happening.  But alas, while in the future, Biff (Thomas F. Wilson) steals the DeLorean, goes back to 1955 and changes the past.  This creates a horrible alternate future that Doc and Marty must go back in time once again to prevent from happening.

Was it a case of too much of a good thing?

Back to the Future Part II is much like Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.  It works for what it is... it is simply darker and more sinister than the awesome film that preceded it.  Then a third part of the trilogy is made, that rivals the first film in tone and quality, and you are stuck forever as the ugly duckling of the franchise.

Luckily for Back to the Future, unlike Indiana Jones, they never made a 4th one to make you realize that the 2nd film wasn't quite so bad after all.

: )

Perhaps Part II is simply too ambitious?

I mean, with the first one, you have 1985 and 1955, and then finish in an altered 1985.

In Part 2, you have 1985, 2015, a changed 1985, 1955.. a whole lot of story had to be crammed into all of this, with a final payoff of getting back to 1885.

So maybe a little rushed... maybe too many layers crammed into this outing...

But it's still really good.

On its own, this would likely be an A/A- movie...

When sandwiched between 2 superior parts of a franchise...

Final Grade: B+

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: I own it... I love it... but yes, while the original gets all the love and attention, Part 2 is the Jan Brady of the series.  : )

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Gotta Get Back in Time... "Back to the Future"


To put it simply, one of the greatest movies ever made...

The Story:

The year is 1985.  Young Marty McFly (Michael J. Fox) is startled to learn that his friend and eccentric inventor, Doctor Emmett Brown (Christopher Lloyd) has built a time machine out of a car!  When terrorists come to find Doc Brown, Marty flees in the vehicle and vanishes 30 years into the past... to 1955!  There he meets his parents before they ever met each other, and this random occurrence begins altering the space-time continuum.  Unless Marty finds and convinces Doc Brown in the past to help him get back... to the future.... Marty will cease to exist!!

Odds are, you've seen this film already, and it needs no introduction or anything else for that matter.

If you've been reading my reviews since I started this thing last year, you already know that Back to the Future is one of the 100 Greatest Films Ever Made...That I Own.  It's in the Top 10.

Yep, it's that good.

Pick any aspect of the film, and it is so above anything else, it's not even funny.

The acting?  You cannot do any better than the Michael J. Fox/Christopher Lloyd pairing.  So great is their chemistry, that Eric Stoltz was replaced as Marty because he just didn't bring the charm, fun, spark or chemistry that Fox brought to the role.  Lloyd was already an accomplished comedic actor, and this was his signature role for all time.

You can't utter the line "Great Scott!" without thinking of Doc Brown.  Come to think of it, it's because of Doc Brown that people still utter Great Scott!... nearly 30 years later!

Rounding out the cast as Marty's parents are Crispin Glover and Lea Thompson who both get to play old and young in the time travel caper.

It's hilarious, especially listening to his mom talk about how life was when she was a girl, then to go back with Marty and see that she's an absolute liar! : )

Finally, as I've mentioned before, a hero is often only as good as his villain.  Thomas F. Wilson is the unsung hero of this film by making Biff Tannen possibly the biggest jerk ever filmed in cinematic history.  No small feat, to be sure, and he owns the role.

Director Robert Zemeckis has made a lot of good movies in his career.  This is his best, by far.

The writing?  How about Zemeckis teaming with Bob Gale to craft a time traveling story that not just worked, but transcends generations.  I dare you to find anyone of any age who doesn't like this film.

I'm sure there is someone, but I bet you'll be hard-pressed to find them.

Final Grade: A+

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: I've watched it so often, I've lost count.  I have put the Blu Ray Trilogy upgrade on my wish list for this Christmas, as I fear that the DVD will eventually wear out.

Friday, June 21, 2013

"The Numbers Station" Adds Up To A Pretty Good Thriller


The code is all that matters.

The Story:

Emerson Kent (John Cusack) is a black ops kind of guy who has a bit of a breakdown after his last assignment didn't go so well.  He is reassigned to an outpost in England where he guards a Numbers Station.  At this location, Katherine (Malin Ackerman), a code expert reads numbers over a shortwave radio broadcast.  These numbers are used by agents throughout Europe to give them their next assignments.  The code is of utmost importance, and in the event of its compromise, the broadcaster must be silenced.  What will Emerson do when his station is overrun by enemy agents out to use the code for their own personal agenda?

You know how most movies say based or inspired by a true story?

This film is different, they basically say that Numbers Stations don't exist, except in the feverish minds of conspiracy theorists.

Awesome!

That's not to say that what unfolds isn't entirely plausible, and makes sense.  Aside from face to face, what better way to transmit secret messages than a code over the airwaves that only those with code books will know what is being said?

Really, this movie works rather nicely in playing out the story through use of flashback to what happened to the team that work the odd shift opposite Emerson, as they piece together how the bad guys infiltrated the station and sent out their missions to the agents throughout Europe.

Now, it's up to Emerson and Katherine to send out a code to cancel the previous broadcasts if they can survive...and if Emerson doesn't just decide to kill Katherine first to ensure no further harm is committed.

The film does a decent job of keeping the tension ratcheted up considering the majority of the movie plays out in the underground bunker.  No car chases through the city, just moving from room to room for safety.

Available to stream on Netflix as of this writing.

Final Grade: B

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: While I wouldn't rush out to buy this one, I could definitely play it again.  Pretty good little film.

Thursday, June 20, 2013

The Only Way To Learn About True Stories is Through a "Snitch"


Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

Unless your dad is The Rock.

The Story:

Jason Collins (Rafi Gavron) is out of high school, getting ready for college...and enjoys a little weed from time to time.  So his friend tells him he's going to send him a package and to hold it until he gets there.  The package arrives, and it's filled with pills...and a sting operation to arrest him.  His mother (Melina Kanakaredes) is distraught, and turns to her ex-husband, and Jason's estranged father, John (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) who is a successful construction worker to get him out of jail.  The Prosecuter (Susan Sarandon) says if Jason is willing to set up other druggies, he'll get a reduced sentence.  Jason doesn't know anyone else, and refuses, so he's about to do some hard time.  Dad steps up and offers his services.  Soon he's in over his head as he goes from local distributor to working directly for the cartel.  Will John be able to save his son, or will the cartel find out he's a snitch and kill him first?

Everyone should already know by now, that if The Rock is in the movie, I'm going to be watching, right?  I love the guy, always have, always will.

The fact is, he's only made two movies that I really didn't care for, Be Cool and Southland Tales.

Both were bad, but Dwayne isn't the problem.

Even the best action hero can't save a weak script.

And therein lies the problem with today's movie.

Inspired by true events...yawn...heard it all before...

The movie doesn't ratchet up the drama or the tension to really pull you in as a drama or a thriller.  The action pieces are spread too far apart to make this one an action flick.

Instead, it sort of labors along on the Rock's broad shoulders, but even he can only carry a movie so far on his own.

Along for the ride is Barry Pepper, looking an awful lot like Daniel Bryan under the most ridiculous beard this side of Duck Dynasty, as an undercover cop.  Then there is the "whatever happened to" Benjamin Bratt, as the cartel leader.  It was nice to see him again, I don't think I've seen him in anything since Miss Congeniality.

Not a total waste of time and effort to watch it, but could have been much better.

Final Grade: B-... I'm afraid if I give the Rock a C+, he might come and punch me!

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: Sorry Rock, I'm afraid this one isn't going to be added to the collection.  But don't worry, we'll always have The Tooth Fairy! :)

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

It Was Only "One Day", But It Felt Much Longer Than That

Well...that could have gone better.

The Story:

It's July 15th when two college graduates, Emma (Anne Hathaway) and Dexter (Jim Sturgess) almost hook up.  Then, for the next 20 years, the film pops in on their lives on the 15th of July.  As their lives weave in and out between the two, they remain close friends and share their triumphs and tragedies with each other.  The two are in love, but it will take them many July 15ths to really figure that out.

What a downer.

: )

You know it starts off bad when Anne Hathaway opens her mouth and out comes a British accent.  Because, as we all know, there are no British actresses out there capable of pulling off this role.

Otherwise, the idea is rather clever.  A snapshot of 2 lives intertwined on a seemingly random date on the calendar.

However, it was disjointed enough that it just became background noise as the movie wore on.  You can see where it's going, and you just wonder how many years have to roll by for the characters to catch up to what we already know is coming.

That said, the ending did catch me a bit off guard, but by that point, it was too little, too late.

If anything, it is a cautionary tale about not living your life to the fullest, because you never know how many "One Days" you will receive.

Final Grade: C-.. perhaps that is too generous... D+

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: Too slow (even at 1.5x!) and plodding for me, I'll pass.

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

If You Only Watch One Zombie Love Story...Make Sure It's "Warm Bodies"!!

All you need is love.

The Story:

In America when a zombie outbreak has claimed most of humanity, a walled city of survivors led by Grigio (John Malkovich) try and survive by keeping out the undead, and making dangerous journeys outside of their walls to resupply their city.  His daughter, Julie (Teresa Palmer) goes on the latest foray, and their group is attacked by zombies, and nearly all of them killed.  However, one zombie, R (Nicholas Hoult) finds himself drawn to Julie...especially after consuming the brains of her boyfriend.  He saves her, and takes her back home with him.  As they bond, he keeps her safe from the other zombies, and then something mysterious and magical begins to happen.

Perhaps the most family-friendly zombie story you could ever want to watch.

But don't let that dissuade you, Warm Bodies is actually quite the charming movie with, all pun intended, a lot of heart.

It's simply not bathed in gore.  And that, in and of itself, is not necessarily a bad thing.

R narrates the movie, and it's a hoot to listen to a zombie's thoughts as he goes through his day.

The movie also wisely adds a second layer of zombies with the Bones, so that when the final act rolls, the conflicts and resolution all pay off correctly.

Chalk this one up as a win in the horror, comedy, romantic comedy, romantic zombie comedy, pretty much genre smashing entry into film lore.


All of the kids watched it and enjoyed it.  Even momma didn't run away from the film, though her interest level was probably lower than everyone else.  She's a trooper though and stayed till the end.

Then she mocked my choice of movies.  : )

This adds to the list of recent, fun horror movies like Detention, Cabin in the Woods and John Dies at the End.  It's a trend I hope continues!

Final Grade: B+

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: Yes to both!

Monday, June 17, 2013

We Don't Need No Education... "School of Rock"



For those about to rock...

The Story:

Dewey Finn (Jack Black) is having a bad life.  He gets kicked out of his band, and his roommate Ned (Mike White) needs him to get a job and pay rent, or get out.  At least, that's what Ned's girlfriend (Sarah Silverman) says.  Fate intervenes as Dewey gets a phone call needing Ned to substitute, long term, at a local 4th grade school.  Desperate, he pretends to be Ned and takes the gig.  As time passes, he starts talking music with the kids, and decides that they are going to study ROCK!  In fact, they are going to go to the Battle of the Bands and win $25,000!!!  What starts as a purely selfish reasons will take on something more as Dewey grows to appreciate what the kids really have to offer.

I've probably seen this movie way too much, but I can't help it.  It's fun. It's funny. The music is good and the performances are terrific.

Black is a restrained maniac in this film, playing essentially, himself.  He is charming and hard to resist, even if the principal (Joan Cusack) tries.

Naturally, his enlistment of the entire class into his Band Project is tough to keep a secret, but the kids all do a bang-up job as his accomplices.

The climax comes when Dewey is found out as a fraud the day before the band and his whole world comes crashing down.

Luckily, he's got a band who's willing and able to pick up the pieces.

They provide a rousing, and slightly unexpected finale to the movie that works better than the obvious answer would have been.

Well played School of Rock, well played.

Final Grade: A-

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: I own it, and yes, I could probably watch it anytime.  : )

Sunday, June 16, 2013

The First Time Eastwood Tackled a President and an Empty Chair..."Absolute Power"

Absolute power corrupts absolutely...

The Story:

Luther Whitney (Clint Eastwood, a master thief who is allegedly retired, breaks into a multi-billionaire's home to rob his vault.  His quest for cash is interrupted by a nocturnal visit from the President of the United States (Gene Hackman) and the billionaire's wife. Their drunken affair turns deadly, and Luther witnesses her murder at the hands of the Secret Service (Scott Glenn, Dennis Haysbert).  He escapes, and avoids the Secret Service for a time, while also keeping the police detectives (Ed Harris) at bay.  Luther is ready to leave the country, until the Secret Service start targeting his daughter (Laura Linney).  Now it's personal...

I really enjoyed this one, and hadn't seen it in ages.

Eastwood was crackling in 1997 (!!!!) as both writer and director.

The movie clips along at a great pace, never too slow...never too fast to keep you riveted to the action and wondering what will happen next.

Eastwood surrounded himself with great actors from top to bottom, and they are allowed to develop given their limited screen time in a movie that begs to be told from many different angles.

It all works out in the end as you realize there is really nothing that the White House couldn't cover up if it absolutely had to.

Final Grade: B+

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: I haven't bought it yet, but it was a nice film to see again after 15 years or so.  Perhaps if I get the Eastwood collection someday?

Saturday, June 15, 2013

The Night Everything Changes..."Sleepover"


 
The most important rule is don't leave the house...

The Story:

Getting ready to start high school is tough.  Doing it when your best friend (Mika Boorem) is about to move away forever...world-changing.  So Julie (Alexa Vega) has a sleepover at her house.  Her mom (Jane Lynch) is still treating her like a little girl while her dad (Jeff Garlin) remains clueless about everything.  However, when the popular rival (Sara Paxton) challenges Julie's crew to a scavenger hunt... the winner gets to sit at the "popular kids" spot in high school for lunch while the others have to sit near the dumpsters...  Some rules are meant to be broken.

If you have daughters, this is a good film for them to watch.

On second thought, since they disobey the parents, maybe not! : )

Okay, ignoring the bad parenting advice, it's a fun, mostly harmless movie.  The trouble they get into is nothing that bad, and it's a movie with the hi-jinks that won't hopefully bother the parents I you're watching along with your children.

Sam Huntington provides some amusement as the put-upon brother who tries to cover his sister's shenanigans by pretending to be an all-female slumber party by himself.

Thrown also into the mix is Steve Carrell as a rent-a-cop for a few silly moments as well.

This one came out in 2004, right after his breakout performances in Bruce Almighty and Anchorman.  Nothing quite that funny for him in this role, but here you can catch him before he shot to fame the next year as a star.

Final Grade: B-

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: I wouldn't go out of my way to buy it or stop everything that I'm doing if it came on, but it's a harmless bit of fun that if it was on, I would likely stop flipping channels.

Friday, June 14, 2013

That's Not Just Any Rain... That's "Hard Rain"!!

When it rains...it pours!

The Story:

Tom (Christian Slater) is an armored truck guard riding with his uncle (Edward Asner) when they come upon a town that's flooding.  Next thing you know, the truck is being robbed by some bad dudes led by the baddest of the bad, Jim (Morgan Freeman).  As the flood waters continue to rise, Tom plays a desperate game of cat and mouse with Jim and his henchmen to keep the money safe... a process that faces further entanglement when a crooked Sheriff (Randy Quaid) gets involved.

I am not going to lie, I absolutely love this movie.

I've probably seen it a dozen times. 

It's a well-acted, well-written, fun B movie that just jumps in, and goes full throttle after that.

The premise is very fun, by having an entire town flooded by the rain and rising floodwaters, the game of cat and mouse is forced to take some different twists.  Car chases are replaced by boat rides.  Buildings get flooded and the tensions rise as the waters do.


Also along to provide some comic relief is Betty White as the cranky old lady who doesn't want to evacuate her house. :)

They even manage to squeeze a love story in, that doesn't feel tacked on or unnecessarily added in.  Minnie Driver gets to play the role as heroine and damsel in distress and does a great job with both character turns. 


If you've never seen it before, give it a spin, you just might enjoy it.  If you haven't seen it since it came out 15 years (!!!!) ago, dust it off and give it a whirl.

Final Grade: B+

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: I have, and I do! : )

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Good Movie. Disgusting Candy Bar..."The Three Musketeers"


Welcome to the 423rd retelling of the Dumas classic...
Give or take.

The Story:

The classic tale of Athos (Matthew Macfadyen), Porthos (Ray Stevenson) and Aramis (Luke Evans) meeting d'Artagnan (Logan Lerman) and rallying together to fight the evil forces of Cardinal Richelieu (Christoph Walz) has been filmed a few times and is well known by now.  
 
What could possibly be added that wasn't there before?

Flying airships?

Sold!!

So really, Dumas' classic gets skewered and changed around haphazardly with every iteration so that each of the characters often ends up doing something that their counterpart actually did... blah blah blah... you get the idea.  Regardless of the telling, the 4 end up fighting together and saving the day, that part normally remains intact.

Filling out the star-studded cast is Milady (Milla Jovovich) and the Duke (Orlando Bloom) among others.

The costumes, set designs and action sequences make it a period piece with a sense of action and adventure instead of a rigid history lesson designed to lull you to sleep.

How well does it stack up against the rest of the filmed versions?  Again, this will be entirely dependent on your love of flying airships.  :)  Or, your enjoyment of the story, or the other versions that have been filmed.  Until this point, the only other version I've endured more than once has been the Disney version with Sheen, Sutherland, O'Donnell and Platt.

A key part of the film centers around DaVinci's blueprint for a flying ship, equipped with cannons galore.  While highly improbable, it does make for a fun final act of the film.

I watched this one, it kept me entertained, that's good enough for me.

Final Grade: B

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: If it played again, I could certainly watch it.  Don't know that I'll rush out to buy it though.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Not About Baseball...It's About Aliens... "51"

Okay Netflix, you really need to label some movies as "SyFy Originals"...

The Story:

Faced with mounting pressure from the media, the Air Force relents and allows journalists to come to Area 51 and view what is really going on there.  Col Martin (Bruce Boxleitner) wants no part of it, but he is going to make sure that they only learn half the truth.  Unfortunately, the day of the tour is the day that the secrets the Colonel doesn't want exposed, have decided to make a break for it.

To be fair, this one is actually the most interesting of the movies I've received from SyFy.

That said, you're still encouraged to watch something else! : )



The premise is decent enough with aliens trapped in Area 51 for inspection purposes...and the day of a media circus, they decide they've had enough!  It's up to the Airmen protecting the base to ensure that no aliens escape.

For me, the fact that the tapes read "Air Force" versus "U.S. Air Force" bugged me through the whole movie.  You bought the uniforms... you bought the stripes... how hard would it have been to get the actual name tapes??

Oh, and don't get me started on calling the room to attention when the Chief walked in...

: /

The truth is out there...

Just look for it in a better movie.

Final Grade: C-

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor:  Not going to happen...

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Both Sides of the Table... "Heroes Con 2013"


The family with Norman Lee on Friday.

What a long...but great...weekend that was!

Allow me to take a stroll down memory lane with how we got to this point.

In 2006, our family made our first visit to Charlotte North Carolina and attended our very first Heroes Con.  Growing up reading comics, apparently I passed the love for all things superheroic down through the bloodstream. : )  The children all enjoyed the comics that I carefully allowed them to read, and with their own interest in art, it seemed like a great Art Appreciation Field Trip.

So away we went, and the kids asked these professionals, some whose work I was familiar with, some who were just as unknown to me, if they would like to draw a quick sketch for them.  These artists obliged, we took pictures, asked questions, and then left them with a parting gift as well as our thanks.

The following year, we returned and showed the scrapbooks we had made with their sketches, our photographs and the journaling to describe our experiences of meeting them, the advice they gave to us, and so forth.

They became, to us, our Heroes Con family.

Many of the artists kept encouraging our kids with advice on how to draw, how not to draw, and they soaked it up like sponges.  Their styles would change as they would test out each piece of advice and figure out what worked for them and what didn't.

In 2008 we returned, and upped the ante with our gift.  Nothing really huge, just a different package for it.

The pyramid bag!  This is a 2013 shot of Bernard Chang, and he still uses the bag, at home and takes it to every convention with him!  We have heard mythical tales of the pyramid bag, and it seems like everyone that received one still has it to this day, serving in one capacity or another.

Really, how cool is that?

After missing a few conventions, we made our triumphant return in 2012 to celebrate our 5th Anniversary of visiting Heroes Con.  Our dozen or so mentors to the kids as I often refer to them, most had this piece of advice to give the oldest three:

Next year, you need to get your own booth!

Which brings us full circle to this year.  The oldest three, under the Studio banner: Night Owl Ink did indeed have a table at Heroes Con.  They were there, sketching and selling their wares, and hopefully impacting the lives of the next generation of artists and convention goers much like what had happened to them way back in 2006.






The kids, Zatanna, Shield Agent and Black Bat, all working their booth on Saturday. : )

For the most part, they had a blast, and I couldn't have been a prouder Dad!

But...

We missed having them as part of the family as we went around and saw their mentors and our Heroes Family.  It was weird for us, and many of the artists weren't used to having not-as-large of a family in front of them.

And the kids, for all the cool factor of being behind the table, really missed getting to go around and say hi to everyone and show how their work has progressed over the year and get kudos and critiques on their work.  Luckily, they tried to escape from their booth throughout the weekend and visit with the guys on their own.

However, it just isn't the same.

Growing up sucks sometimes.

: )

The kids did participate in the annual Quick Draw contest.  On Friday, Kalyssa won First in the 11-15 category while Kelsie placed second in the 16 and up contest.  On Sunday, Eleni also won second in the 16 and over field.  Very proud of them all, there's some stiff competition in that contest.


So we went as a smaller group to our Heroes Family, like Bryan Turner who gave us a great Deadpool sketch, and we thanked them for coming out and taking the time to see us, and for all the help they've given the kids over the  years.  Our Heroes Family pictures, like this one with Craig Rousseau just seem a little smaller than usual, but still an enjoyable time overall.


Heroes Con was otherwise a hit as always.  They opened the convention to both halls, and the place was huge.  But it may have been too huge, as almost everyone said that sales were down across the board, which is sad for all of the artists throughout the convention.  But they come, and they soldier on, and for that, we are thankful that they take those few moments out of their busy convention schedules to say hi, usually on Friday, and farewell on Sunday as we are leaving.

Plus each year we often try and meet some new folks and have them join our Heroes Con family.  Some names are well known, like Todd Nauck, others are lesser-known, but they are all great to meet, and sometimes we find these guys "before they are stars" and that's kind of cool.  Plus this year, I got to say hi to one of my friends, Pat Loika, who I've officially known for almost 20 years now, but never got to meet in person until this weekend.

Heroes Con is cool like that.

And yes, having a big family helps, because they treat us like friends and family, and seem as invested in how we've been over the last year as we are with them.

Heading for home Sunday with Shannon Gallant.


I think THAT is what really makes Heroes Convention the best convention out there, and I am so thankful for those that have taken the time and invested in our family as much as we've invested in our love and appreciation for them.

So a huge shout-out to: Shannon Gallant, Buddy Prince, Gene Gonzales, Bryan Turner, Penelope Gaylord, Jerry Gaylord, Bernard Chang, Garry McKee, Craig Rousseau, Todd DeZago, Tom Lyle, John Larison, Norman Lee, Jason Sobol, and Tariq Hassan among the most notable and consistent supporters of the crew over the years.

You guys are the best, and you're the main reason we make the trek every year that we can.

Thanks guys, and hope to see you again in 2014!!

Monday, June 10, 2013

With Great Power Comes Great Paranoia... "J. Edgar"

Does this dress make me look manly enough?

The Story:

In a story that jumps between flashbacks and "modern" day, J. Edgar Hoover (Leonardo DiCaprio) recalls his early days in the Justice Department and how it soon branched into the FBI, which he would head for the rest of his life.  Clyde Tolson (Armie Hammer) is promoted to his right hand man, and the two have a lasting relationship until Hoover's dying days.  The movie shows Hoover's penchant for spying on everyone, and having secret files which kept him in a position of power over the Presidents.

Meh.

For a period piece, it's okay.  I thought it would be more engrossing and  involving than it was, at least for me.

I mean, you've got the subject of literally the most powerful man in America for over 50 years, who outlasted administrations that wanted him out of office, yet had no power to do anything about it, as they most likely had a little file hidden in Hoover's office about their misdeeds.

All of the actors do a fine job, especially DiCaprio who basically carries the film through the years in makeup and without.  How his lifestyle contradicted everything people thought they knew about him, and met most of all with disapproval from his mother (Judi Dench) is probably a nugget that the President could have used to get him out of office at anytime in his career.  Of course if your job is to get secrets, it only makes sense that Hoover was probably the most private man in the world.

Clint Eastwood solidly directs as usual.  Again, the movie just never really grabbed me and made me want to watch.  Instead, it simply played, and I paid as much, or as little attention as I felt like as the movie progressed.

Your mileage could vary!

Final Grade: C+

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: Nope, I'm good.  2 1/2 hours was plenty.

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Through the Family Tears Comes a "Sparkle"

The throwdown in Motown...

The Story:

Three sisters, Sister (Carmen Ejogo), Dolores (Tika Sumpter) and Sparkle (Jordin Sparks) form a singing group in the 1960s, against their mother''s (Whitney Houston) wishes.  As their fame grows, so does a troubling relationship between Sister and her husband, Satin (Mike Epps).  It will all play out, and forever shatter the trio.  The trick becomes if they can pick up the pieces and move forward.

First, I had no idea that this movie was a remake, but apparently this movie was already made in 1976.  Don't worry, I will not compare the two, nor follow-up tomorrow with a review on the original.

You're welcome. : )

Second, I really had no desire to see this film at all.

The reason why, will likely seem two-faced on my part, as I've lobbied many times that Mel Gibson the actor is different than Mel Gibson the guy who had an alcohol incident that forever tarnished his image in the eyes of many fans.

Yet here comes my Whitney Houston confession.

I love(d) Whitney Houston.  Growing up in the 80s and listening to the radio, how could you not? For 80s Pop Music Haters, yeah, I get it... don't argue the point.

Now?  When she starts singing on my radio station, I often find that I'm clicking to another station.

The girl had a gift...she was blessed with the voice of an angel... and she threw it away.  Blame who you want, for years I assumed it was the influence of Bobby Brown, but at the end of the day, it began and ended with Whitney Houston.

And here is her last role... and some of the motherly advice she gives is ironic and heartbreaking in what she tells her daughters onscreen compared to how she lived..and died.. off.

As always, she did a fine job.  In fact, the entire cast is really rather good at what they do.  When they sing?  Forget it, they are all just about amazing.

I'd also really like to point out that Mike Epps is hilarious...always has been, likely always will be.  That they gave him an edge and made him both likeable and evil at the same time, nice range on his part.

Overall, for a movie I had no hurry to see, I'm glad I caught it.  It wasn't awful, and it allows me some closure to the Whitney Houston saga.  I still love her in The Bodyguard, and I will always have fond memories listening to her music in the 80s...  Now with her final screen performance and her last CD (Christmas music) that underwhelmed, I can think of her being at the top of her game when she sang the Star Spangled Banner.  Everything since...not so much.

Final Grade: B-

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: Gonna go with a no to both, but again, nice job for Sparks and Ejogo on propping the film on their backs and running with it.

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Just Because We Were Extras Doesn't Mean You Have To Watch "Little Red Wagon"

Based on an inspirational true story...

The Story:

In 2004, Hurricane Charley swept Florida out to sea and killed everyone.  One survivor, little Zach Bonner (Chandler Canterbury) rebuilds the entire state with just his own two hands, and a beat up little red wagon.  Okay, not entirely true.  But Zach rallied his neighbors by asking for donations for hurricane victims, and collected thousands of pounds of supplies with the help of his family.  Encouraged by the response, and perhaps enjoying the fame and glory that came with it, Zach decides he wants to start a charity, The Little Red Wagon Foundation and provide "Zach Packs" to the homeless youth of Florida. 

Seriously, it is a sweet idea, and I may be a bit biased because, we were all extras in this film, and it was one of the worst productions we've ever endured.

: )

No, really.  The kids have all been extras on Army Wives a few times, and that cast and crew has their stuff together.  This film crew?  They film the opening scene, and take an entire day to do it.  On location here in Charleston... and they didn't think a Port-A-Potty would be a good idea?  Or a tent in case of rain...

Thankfully, the neighborhood opened up their houses...or at least their garages and bathrooms... when things got a little rough out there.

The movie was written by Patrick Sheane Duncan (Mr. Holland's Opus) and with that pedigree...I love that movie... I thought this was in good hands.  Eh... not so much.  The dialogue is a bit preachy and melodramatic... or maybe it's the delivery by the actors who do no justice to what they've been handed.

It's a TV movie quality film given the big-screen treatment.  Though I don't think it premiered on any theaters except maybe here in Charleston, and probably down in Florida.

The director, David Anspaugh is the man who helmed Rudy and Hoosiers, so apparently inspirational true stories is what he does best.

That said, Zach's story was fine, in and of itself.  The tension between the sister, mom and Zach ratchets up to the point of ridiculousness by the end, but so be it.

What drove me personally bonkers was the inclusion of a widow and her son who literally have their world shattered all around them in an almost parallel to how great Zach's life is going for him being the subject of media adoration.  Too much... too contrived...

I mean, I shouldn't laugh when the kid falls out of the dumpster and breaks his arm... but I did.  I mean, come on, let's no pile on ridiculous cliché after cliché, please?

So, if you want to see my cute daughter, watch the first 2:50 seconds...she's the neighbor girl holding the bunny (I need to watch the credits again and see if that's how she's listed!).  If you want to barely see me in my 2nd major film role of all time, I'm one of the photographers during the Christmas scene... and even when I'm not onscreen, my flash is prominent in the scene that follows.  Acting AND Special Effects, Baby!!

Streaming Now on Netflix for your viewing pleasure.

Final Grade: C

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: Neither for both.  Though I could watch it again, at least the parts mentioned above, to not let Hollywood stardom go to my head.

Friday, June 7, 2013

Back Then, Stamps Only Cost $ .32 ... "Dear God", What Happened?

Never tamper with the mail...

The Story:

Tom Turner (Greg Kinnear) is a con man.  When he's arrested one time too many, he gets the option of getting a real job, or going to jail.  He opts of course for the real job.  He winds up working for the Postal Service in the dead letter office.  He realizes that people send letters to God all the time...and some people even include money.  Tom sets out for the ultimate scam, and then accidentally helps some people along the way.  Inspired by their new co-worker, his team want to help Tom perform more miracles.  Soon, the God Squad is on the job, and lives and spirits are getting sunnier in California...  much to the chagrin of the Postmaster General.

But can a con man con himself into going straight?

I've been about as big of a fan of Greg Kinnear as can be, without joining an official fan club, since I saw him hosting Talk Soup back in the early 90s.

Yep, and as it has been a transitional job for the hosts ever since, I watched Greg fly from the nest and head to Hollywood to be a star. 

Following up the remake of Sabrina, Dear God was Kinnear's first foray as the leading man of the film, and he does an admirable job.

He's bright, funny, and plays the perfect conman.  It was basically Kinnear doing what he did best for years on Talk Soup.

Garry Marshall surrounded him with a stellar cast of other character actors for support including Hector Elizondo and the amazing Tim Conway.

However, don't let the title fool you, this is not a movie that is going to preach the gospel and make atheists avoid it like the plague. 

It's a simple plot device to get from point A to B, and show the triumph of humanity that when we put our minds and hearts to doing good deeds, amazing things can happen.

Laurie Metcalf is almost too over-the-top in her role, and kind of derails the third act, but Kinnear is able to save it with a speech filled with earnestness that wins you over.

Final Grade: B

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: I do indeed own this one, and it gets a spin every few years or so, and it's been enjoyable each time.

Thursday, June 6, 2013

You Don't Bring Ryan Gosling to a Sean Connery Fight! "Gangster Squad"

To keep the City of Angels clean... someone's going to have to get dirty.

Dude, that's actually a pretty good tagline...


The Story:

Mickey Cohen (Sean Penn) is a former boxer turned gangster.  Instead of being part of the eastern syndicate, he's setting up shop in LA, and running out any competition and keeping Chicago at bay.  So, his operations means that back in 1949, he had cops and judges on his payroll, and this irritates the Chief (Nick Nolte) so he asks a no-nonsense homicide detective (Josh Brolin) to form a badge-less group of cops (Ryan Gosling, Robert Patrick and Giovanni Ribisi to name a few), to make Cohen's operations start to fall apart.  He recruits his squad, and they go after Cohen...

But not everyone is going to walk out of this unscathed on either side.

I couldn't tell you why this one didn't do that great at the box office.  It's a little long, and slow.  Actually, I would use methodical.

Everything builds, slowly, surely, until the final confrontation.

I was engrossed in the story for the most part.

Recreating Los Angeles circa 1949, it is a beautiful movie to watch.  The clothes, the cars, the set pieces... all wonderful to see and very well done.

There isn't nearly as much squad interaction as there should be... or for that matter, much of the squad's mucking up of Cohen's operations gets glossed over very quickly.

Perhaps they could have trimmed some of the exposition and early scenes that don't really do much except to reinforce what we have already gathered.

Plus, while eventually she is important to the story, the love interest (Emma Stone) can be some of the cause for the slow factor as well.  Love stories in action films are often unnecessary, but added I think solely to increase female interest in a guy's movie.

It's no Untouchables, but it's not Unwatchable, either.

Final Grade: B-

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: I could watch it again if it was on, but nothing screams for me to run out and buy this one.

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Life May Be Sweeter "Under the Tuscan Sun"

Starting over again in Italy...

The Story:

Frances (Diane Lane) has just recently divorced due to her husband being a lying, cheating, scumbag.  Her best friend (Sandra Oh) gives her a ticket to go on a tour of Tuscany, Italy since she is unable to go.  So she goes, and on a whim, she buys a run-down villa and spends the better part of the next year trying to revive her house, and her life, all at the same time.  However, sometimes the harder you try, the harder it becomes, but when you just relax... it all happens naturally.

What a great film.

It's been about a decade since I last saw this one... caught it over the weekend, and even knowing that I've already seen it, when that much time passes, it's like watching it again for the first time.

And it's just as good now as it was then.

Diane Lane is marvelous, as always. For me, she is probably one of Hollywood's greatest unsung actresses of this generation.

The Italian scenery is gorgeous, and if it doesn't make you think a little about wanting to pack up and move to Italy... well then you're a tougher nut to crack than most.

The movie is funny, but not in an over-the-top slapstick way.  Humorous situations, with a touch of drama, some romance, and relationship issues.

It's a charming movie that draws you in, and you can just sit back and enjoy.

It's a chick flick even guys can like.

Sometimes those make for the best date nights. : )

Final Grade: B+

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: Enjoyed this one the second time around and wouldn't hesitate adding it to the library.  Bonus points, because my favorite date liked it also! : )

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Congratulations... You've Been Given "Detention"


I'm not sure what I just saw...
But I'm pretty sure I liked it!

The Story:

A killer stalks the town of Grizzly Lake, specifically targeting the members of the local high school.  When one teenager winds up dead, all signs point to the killer being the same as a serial killer from the movies named Cinderhella.  However, can the teens survive when the principal (Dane Cook) throws them all in Saturday detention on the same night as the prom... when one of them is the actual killer??

Maybe with the help of a time traveling bear...

Sure it sounds crazy... and maybe it is...

But...

I have to admit I've had a lot of fun with these horror/comedy movies of late.

One, the production values are pretty darn good, so you don't feel like you're watching some cheap-o flick, even if you are in some cases.

Two, the actors give it their all, delivering the lines and acting accordingly, never looking down at the material or the audience.  This comes across on the screen and helps draw you in to their world and makes the absurdity, if not more believable, at least more engaging.

Three, the writers have a great time making the plots fun, intricate, silly and enjoyable...all at the same time.

Really, that's all I can ask from any movie.

That there's a bunch of B movies being made that are living the dream and living up to my expectations all at the same time... well, I have to admit I'm a little misty eyed.

: )

The only other "name" in the cast is our male lead, Josh Hutcherson.  However his leading lady, Shanley Caswell holds her own as the star of the film and the spunky little scream queen that could save the day.

Final Grade: B+

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: A definite yes to both.  I had a great time with this one.

Monday, June 3, 2013

"Vampire Dog"... Seriously? Yep..

With a title like this, it's got to be good!

The Story:

Fang (voiced by Norm MacDonald) is a dog who was turned into a vampire.  For the last several hundred years, he has been protected by a family, passed down from generation to generation.  Now he's coming to be taken care of by Ace (Collin MacKechnie), a 12 year old who is the new kid in town, and happens to be the son of the new music teacher.  Yeah, the poor kid is in trouble from the start.  However, maybe Ace and Fang can help each other out and make each of their lives a little better when it's all over.

This is the Citizen Kane of Vampire Dog movies.

Innocuous, harmless fun is what they set out to do, and for the most part, it's a win all the way around.

Slapstick for the kids to be entertained with, and nothing awful, nails-on-the-chalkboard inducing for the parents to endure.

Naturally, the vampire dog himself does not kill people, that would have taken this totally to a different level had they done that. : )

I mean, for anyone who has seen Black Sheep, you know if you can do a film about zombie sheep, there's really nothing you can't film...

The dog has a penchant for jell-o, instead.  Red jello.


The plot mostly centers around a pair of criminals attempting to get their hands on Fang, and the dog and his boy outsmarting them at every turn.


Available to stream now on Netflix.

Final Grade: C+

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor:  If it played in the background, it would be fine, but I'm not going to go out of my way to own it or anything.  If I want Norm voicing a dog in a funny movie, I'll rewatch the first Dr. Dolittle.

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Deja Vu Review... "Payback"


Even thieves have principles.

At least some of them.

The Story:

Our hero, Porter (Mel Gibson) is a crook, but one with principles.  He goes in on a job, and expects his fair share of the take.  Unfortunately, he's double crossed by his partner (Gregg Henry), shot and left for dead.  However, Porter doesn't die that easily, and with the help of an old flame (Maria Bello), Porter is going to take down the syndicate, some crooked cops and get back what is rightfully his.

Does it sound familiar?

Sounds an awful lot like yesterday's review,  "Parker"...

That's because both are based on the same character by the same author.

And yes, the reviews are eerily similar! : )

Mel Gibson makes a great turn as the guy who simply wants what is entitled to him.  He doesn't really care who he has to beat, shoot or kill to get it, all he wants is his fair share.

Nothing more...nothing less.

In fact, it's the paltry amount that is a running gag throughout the film, that Porter would risk his neck for so little reward is unfathomable to the bad guys that Porter is barking his way up the chain to find.

It's also here where Payback holds the edge over Parker: the supporting cast.  Whereas Parker didn't have one, Payback has David Paymer, William DeVane, Lucy Liu, Kris Kristofferson and the late, great James Coburn.

I understand many people can no longer watch or support Mel because of what he said/did a few years ago.

I am not one of those people, as everyone makes mistakes... some larger than others.  Some more in the public eye than others.

Grain of salt... and it's not my place to judge.

Except on whether or not I enjoyed the movies.

: )

Final Grade: B

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: While not one that immediately springs to mind when I want to watch a Mel Gibson movie, one I can definitely watch, and I believe I already own it. 

Saturday, June 1, 2013

All He Wants Is What He Rightfully Stole... "Parker"


Even thieves have principles.

At least some of them.

The Story:

Our hero, Parker (Jason Statham) is a crook, but one with principles.  He goes in on a job, and expects his fair share of $200,000 from the take.  Unfortunately, Melander (Michael Chiklis) double-crosses him when Parker refuses to put his share up in the stake of another heist.  Shot, abandoned and left for dead along a highway, the other crooks take Parker's share and plan their next ruse.  However, Parker doesn't die that easily, and with the help of a real-estate agent (Jennifer Lopez), Parker is going to get his revenge...

And his $200,000!

Does it sound familiar?

Sounds an awful lot like Payback.

That's because both are based on the same character by the same author.

Statham takes a nice turn as the bad guy with a heart of gold, who only wants what was rightfully his in the first place.

His take on a Texas accent leaves a lot to be desired, but luckily he drops that fairly quickly.

As for the Jennifer Lopez angle... hard to see what, or why this was needed.  She's obviously pining for a big strong man like Parker, yet he's happily married to a girl already, and faithful to a "t".

Principles, remember?

So what should have provided the film with some smoldering chemistry the storyline demanded... well, it just sort of fizzled out.

All in all... it's not bad... it just should've been a bit better.

Final Grade: B-

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor:  I could watch it again if it was on, but there are more important Statham films in the queue to be replayed first.