Showing posts with label Parker. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Parker. Show all posts

Saturday, June 1, 2013

All He Wants Is What He Rightfully Stole... "Parker"


Even thieves have principles.

At least some of them.

The Story:

Our hero, Parker (Jason Statham) is a crook, but one with principles.  He goes in on a job, and expects his fair share of $200,000 from the take.  Unfortunately, Melander (Michael Chiklis) double-crosses him when Parker refuses to put his share up in the stake of another heist.  Shot, abandoned and left for dead along a highway, the other crooks take Parker's share and plan their next ruse.  However, Parker doesn't die that easily, and with the help of a real-estate agent (Jennifer Lopez), Parker is going to get his revenge...

And his $200,000!

Does it sound familiar?

Sounds an awful lot like Payback.

That's because both are based on the same character by the same author.

Statham takes a nice turn as the bad guy with a heart of gold, who only wants what was rightfully his in the first place.

His take on a Texas accent leaves a lot to be desired, but luckily he drops that fairly quickly.

As for the Jennifer Lopez angle... hard to see what, or why this was needed.  She's obviously pining for a big strong man like Parker, yet he's happily married to a girl already, and faithful to a "t".

Principles, remember?

So what should have provided the film with some smoldering chemistry the storyline demanded... well, it just sort of fizzled out.

All in all... it's not bad... it just should've been a bit better.

Final Grade: B-

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor:  I could watch it again if it was on, but there are more important Statham films in the queue to be replayed first.