The Story:
In the future, apparently something has struck which turns some people into flesh craving animals. A group of 5 that have survived so far are on the run, looking for food and place to hide. They stumble upon an abandoned farmhouse, and it seems their luck is about to change because inside is food. Of course, when that turns out to be a trap...
Well, only the strong will survive, and these humans are getting pretty weak.
I have no idea what I just watched.
It was like a zombie movie... except the zombies are just like humans. They walk, talk, plot and scheme... they just apparently enjoy eating people.
I don't believe they ever said what exactly happened that made them that way, they just simply "are".
I'm willing to suspend disbelief, but you have to give me a reason, at least.
If they said what exactly happened, I must have missed it, and I wasn't going back to find it.
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The writing is basically an excuse for someone to see how much profanity they can lace into the dialogue to earn themselves an R rating. It almost felt like watching an old Eddie Murphy standup... minus the comedy.
Otherwise, the actors do a fine job, mostly no-names, and those names that are in it aren't exactly big stars.
Coming from WWE studios, you would think that some wrestler would be in it.
No, instead we get Brad Maddox.
Best part of the movie, that annoying guy gets shot in the head.
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Final Grade: C-
Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: Non-existent.
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