Showing posts with label Expendables 2. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Expendables 2. Show all posts
Friday, November 15, 2013
Read This Review...Or the Bunny Gets It! "Con Air"
He's got the whole world...
In his hands!
The Story:
Ex-Ranger Cameron Poe (Nicolas Cage) gets sent to prison for killing a man in self-defense. He does his time, and when it's time to go home, he decides to hop a flight on Con-Air, a prison transport. But not just any transport, this one is moving the worst of the worst, and they just decided to break free. If Poe has any hope of getting home to see his wife and daughter, he's going to have to save the day.
If I say "popcorn movie", this is the movie that could easily be in the dictionary as the definition.
It's loud.
It's crazy.
It's fun.
In fact, while Cage is playing his best cajun-accented hero, he gets support from some of the best villains ever assembled:
John Malkovich. Danny Trejo. Ving Rhames. Steve Buscemi.
They're chewing up the scenery, and making Poe's life miserable.
Realizing that he has a sense of duty to a friend onboard, as well as a female marshal who will likely be killed if he leaves her alone, Poe passes up an opportunity to leave the plane and plots to save the day from inside the plane.
Luckily, he's got some help on the ground in the form of John Cusack who races to help Poe get to safety.
The movie is fast-paced, written by Scott Rosenberg who also helped Cusack with High Fidelity and went back for Cage once more with Gone in 60 Seconds.
Given that this was the first time Simon West sat in the director's chair, he knocked it out of the park. He could never have made another movie, and I would have considered him a great one-hit wonder.
West sort of disappeared, but came roaring back in the last few years with The Mechanic and Expendables 2 last year.
Welcome back to the Popcorn Movie genre Mr. West, you've been missed!
Yes, I can pop this movie in, anytime and just lose myself in 2 hours of pure adrenaline fun.
It's not a perfect movie...
But it's perfectly fun!
Final Grade: A
Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: I own it. I love it. I have seen it so many times, I've lost count! :)
Friday, November 23, 2012
Black Friday Review: 2 for the Price of One: The Expendables Franchise
Fans of 80s action flicks rejoiced when the Expendables came out in 2010.
In that film, Stallone leads a team on a top secret mission on behalf of the government. Mayhem and bloodshed ensued.
In 2012, Stallone leads a team on a top secret mission on behalf of the government. More mayhem and bloodshed ensued.
I mean, who's kidding who. You're either a fan of action movies like this, or you're not. There are very few fence-sitters who wonder: "hmm...do I want to watch a kick-butt action flick tonight... I'm not sure I'm in the mood for it..."
Yeah, it's always time for an action flick.
Stallone and company pull no punches either. The blood spatters everywhere, and bullets, fists, knives, and anything but the kitchen sink gets used in nearly every conceivable way.
The Expendables is streaming currently on Netflix, and is definitely worth a viewing if you've never taken in the carnage.
As for the Expendables 2...
It's even better than the first one. The romantic subplot is shelved for a tale of straight up revenge when one of their own is killed by...
Van Damme!
Turning the franchise over to Simon West (Con/Air ~ one of the 100 Greatest Movies Ever Made!) was a good decision by Stallone. While he did just fine helming the first one, it seems like turning the show over to another set of eyes let Stallone concentrate on just having a good time in front of the camera.
It's funnier, bloodier, and just plain better than the predecessor.
Also back for a return, The Governator and Bruce Willis. Both have extended parts in the film, and provide some fun during the final battle.
Looking forward to seeing what they've got in store with the franchise from here.
If you haven't seen the first, there is no fine points that you'll miss from jumping in on the second part of the franchise.
If you liked the first, you should love the second.
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