Still not scarier than BetaMax!
The Story:
People do stupid things.
And record it.
Thus making their stupidity immortal.
I guess.
18 minutes, and I turned it off.
Bored. Annoyed.
Pick one.
Find a synonym, pick that.
The characters I was presented with were annoying and I really didn't care one bit about what may or may not happen to them.
I think eventually the guys were going to break into a guy's house to steal another tape to make some quick cash, but again, by that point I had completely lost interest.
Not good for a horror movie.
You've given me:
a) No premise
b) No killer
c) No victim
d) No plot
e) No reason to keep watching
If I want to watch dudes breaking stuff on video, I've got YouTube for that, and those people are better actors and make me at least interested in their story.
I hear that there were several segments, making this an anthology type movie.
Nope, still not interested, and not going to bother fast forwarding to find a chapter I might like.
Amazingly, there was a sequel, so this must have been somewhat successful.
The poster is cool looking, a nice 80s quality to it.
That's why I selected it for the picture to accompany the review.
That's about all I can say nice on the film's behalf.
If the movie was half as good...
Both V/H/S movies are streaming on Netflix if you're up to the challenge.
Final Grade: D-... aw heck, in the spirit of Halloween... F
Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: Not in a million years...
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