Hollywood Remake 3:16... "Ben-Hur"

Ben Hur (2016)  

Rated PG-13

Starring Jack Huston, Toby Kebbell, Morgan Freeman, Rodrigo Santoro,

Directed by Timur Bekmambetov

The Story:

Judah Ben-Hur (Huston) a Jewish prince has been accused of treason by his adopted brother Messala (Kebbell) and exiled from his homeland to serve aboard a Roman naval vessel as a slave rower. When good fortune strikes, Judah is freed and washes ashore where Ilderim (Freeman) teaches him to be the best chariot rider so that he can return home and get revenge against his brother.

Naturally, this is a remake of the classic Charleston Heston movie of the same name. I don't think I've ever seen that one at all, or at least more than a few parts, so I have no basis to compare the two.

I have seen plenty of other movies in my time though, and this one seems strikingly familiar to Gladiator, sometimes too much so.

Also a touch of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, but that may just simply be because of the wise Morgan Freeman character teaching the young hero how to be better to overcome his enemy.

Alas, both of those movies have left enough impression on my mind to make me realize that this story is their inferior.

The naval battle is pretty impressive, but otherwise this story is a bit long.

Plus, while it's an effective storytelling device to start the story in the middle of things and then flashback to what had happened before, in this case, I believe it weakened the overall story.

There is no question that Judah and Messala are going to have a showdown at the chariot race at the end of the movie.

So there is little suspense when the brother turns, or when Judah is trapped aboard the slave ship.

Start at the beginning and go from there, it would have created the stronger narrative and made the movie more gripping of an experience.

Then of course there is the minor story about this guy named Jesus (Santoro) which is almost a throwaway subplot that seems almost tacked on because they felt they had to.

Sometimes it feels forced, and I can't help but wonder if they shouldn't have either left it out entirely, or beefed it up so there was more to it than the compassion coming full circle with the drink of water.

Watchable, but there's plenty of other sand & sandal epics that you could watch instead.

Even the really cheesy Gods of Egypt.

:)

Final Grade: C-

No Wonder They Stopped Worshipping The "Gods Of Egypt"

Gods of Egypt (2016)

Rated PG-13

Starring Brenton Thwaites, Courtney Eaton, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Chadwick Boseman, Gerard Butler, Bryan Brown, Rachael Blake, Geoffrey Rush,

Directed by Alex Proyas

The Story:

The story of how Set (Butler) betrayed his brother Osiris (Brown) and took over the throne of Egypt, much to Horus' (Waldau) dismay. The only one who can hope to stop Seth is a little mortal named Bek (Thwaites) who refuses to acknowledge the gods of Egypt, but will do anything to help his beloved (Eaton) return to life.

And yes, of course this is based on a true story.

Or, at least the cool myth of Osiris, Set and Horus.

Getting my background for the film, it appears that the main complaint about this film, it should have been filled with black actors instead of white actors.

Okay.

I guess.

In theory, it should have been filled with actual Egyptian actors, but this is Hollywood, and you pretty much take what you're given.

I've seen enough black actors playing white roles and women playing men's roles, etc. etc. etc...

I pretty much don't care anymore.

As long as they are a decent actor in a decent story that will hold my interest, I'm pretty easygoing on this subject.

So the question becomes really this:

Is the film any good?

The answer?

Yes, it kind of is.

Not in a Gladiator or Ben Hur or other dramatic swords and sandals epic drama.

More in the Clash of the Titans can I check my brain at the door, munch some popcorn and not be thoroughly bored for the next 90 minutes, then Gods Of Egypt succeeds.

The size differential aspect between gods and mortals is a concept that doesn't get used very often, and establishes that there is indeed something different about this Gerard Butler than other Butlers we may be used to.

It's a cheesy throwback, but with today's technology doesn't look nearly as laughable as it once did.

The action scenes are well choreographed and the plot keeps moving you along to the final battle with very little to drag things down.

It's a popcorn movie, through and through. :)

 C+