Tuesday, February 28, 2017
Ready For Action..."The Marine 4: Moving Target"
The Marine 4: Moving Target (2015)
Rated R
Starring Mike "The Miz" Mizanin, Melissa Roxburgh,
Directed by William Kaufman
The Story:
Jake Carter (Mizanin) has left the Marines and is now working for the most prestigious private security firm that money can buy. His first assignment is to protect a whistleblower (Roxburgh) who has intelligence about top brass that are attempting to betray America. The biggest problem, she doesn't want protection, even from the assassins that are trying to kill her.
WWE Studios returns with their most successful franchise, The Marine. What started as a vehicle for John Cena has turned into a steady gig for The Miz.
Love him or hate him in or out of the ring, Mizanin has more than proved his worth to WWE as arguably their most consistent, and one of the best bad guys over the last decade.
The biggest misstep was trying to make his character a good guy because of his role as the face of The Marine.
They've now settled on the fact that his Hollywood career is part of his egocentric bad guy persona, and they've been mining gold ever since.
Again, they're not reinventing the action flick, they are simply taking what works and keeping the parts well-oiled for their wrestlers to create crossover appeal.
Added to the mix this go round is Summer Rae, who gets to take her turn as a deadly sniper who is trying to take down the target.
It's working, and it's pretty fun from start to finish.
And yes, we're but a few weeks away from the next installment that has The Miz returning in the starring role, and this time there's at least 5 more wrestlers in roles as well.
If they continue to follow this formula, it should be a pretty fun ride.
Final Grade: B-
Monday, February 27, 2017
I Was Not Expecting a "Bridget Jones Trilogy"
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Rated R
Starring Renee Zellweger, Colin Firth, Hugh Grant, Gemma Jones, Hugh Broadbent
Directed by Sharon Maguire
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)
Rated R
Starring Renee Zellweger, Colin Firth, Hugh Grant, Gemma Jones, Hugh Broadbent
Directed by Beeban Kidron
Bridget Jones' Baby (2016)
Starring Renee Zellweger, Colin Firth, Patrick Dempsey, Gemma Jones, Hugh Broadbent
Directed by Sharon Maguire
The Stories:
Bridget Jones (Zellweger) has decided to take control of her life and begins a journal for the New Year. In it she chronicles her life and the relationships she has, including a tryst with her boss, Daniel Cleaver (Grant) and Mark Darcy (Firth), a man she met at the family Christmas party who annoyed her to no end.
By the next film, Bridget seemingly has her mind set up on which gentleman suitor she wants to be with, the trick now is getting him to the altar.
Finally, the majority of the cast returns as Bridget, now alone, wishes she would have been a mother. As luck would have it, she beds a millionaire, has a romantic tryst with an old flame, and is suddenly facing the prospect of motherhood, but has no idea which of the two men might be the father.
So there, are we all caught up now?
As I've mentioned before, 2016 brought the revival of many dormant movie franchises.
With the arrival (no pun intended) of Bridget Jones' Baby, I decided to refresh my memory on what happened previously, and try and remember why I thought they were okay, but nothing great enough to buy for the movie library.
Thankfully, Netflix had the first 2 available to stream, and so I did.
With Diary, it's a pretty fun character driven adventure with lots of quirky people in and out of Bridget's life. As an admitted Hugh Grant fan, most romantic comedies are better just because he is in it. Teamed opposite Firth, as the quiet, bitter romantic interest, they are a comedic pair of opposites that keep the movie, and Bridget's life, very interesting. They also engage in one of the best, worst fights in cinematic history.
As usual, my distaste for language that exists simply because the movie is rated R and can say whatever it wants gives the film a lower grade, and reminds me of why it was never purchased the first go-round. Over the years, I've found that saying #$@#$@#%@$#%@# repeatedly rarely benefits the story, and seems to often be the product of lazy writing.
Unless you're Die Hard, try harder people. :)
Following up Diary, The Edge of Reason, it just feels like an obvious cash grab by the studios. Gone was the director. So too any and all charm and goodwill for the first one. There are a few bright spots sprinkled throughout the film, but not nearly enough to make this one worthwhile, save for the actors themselves.
Thankfully upon the return of the franchise, everyone, minus Hugh Grant, returns, including the director. Whether it was Maguire or what, the film regains much of the charm of the first while centering around the Who's Your Daddy? storyline. The disappointment that there was no Happily Ever After fades quickly as you realize that this is Bridget Jones after all, and why would there ever have been such and ending for her story?
Dempsey fills in admirably as the new potential love interest who finds himself on the other end of Firths' angry gaze. The pair pull off a pretty good chemistry as opposites again vying for Bridget's affections, but the story never quite equals that of the first film.
If you liked any of the previous films, then you'll be more than satisfied with the cinematic conclusion to the tale.
Which is better than some franchises that go out with a whimper, a shadow of their former glory.
Final Grades:
Diary - B
Reason - C
Baby - B-
Friday, February 24, 2017
The "Santa Clarita Diet" Is Not For Everyone
Santa Clarita Diet (2017)
TV-MA
Starring Drew Barrymore, Timothy Olyphant, Liv Hewson, Skyler Gisondo,
Created by Victor Fresco
The Story:
Sheila and Joel Hammond (Barrymore & Olyphant) are realtors in Santa Clarita. They're struggling to make sales while also raising a teenage daughter (Hewson). Oh, and apparently Sheila has somehow become a zombie, and now they have to see if they can find a cure to save her!
Welcome to one of the newest original series on Netflix.
It's as if they saw how good iZombie was and said, "hey, we want a zombie show too!"
And here we are.
It's got a great cast, anchored by Olyphant and Barrymore.
Barrymore gets to let her hair down as she becomes more and more acting on impulse as she devolves further into her zombie state.
Olyphant gets to play broader comedy as the husband who vows to stand by his wife, even to the point of committing murder to help satisfy her hunger cravings.
The show starts off rather slow, but by the 4th and 5th episode, they hit their stride and things begin to take off. It builds to a satisfying cliffhanger that leads to the second season.
The show, overall, is good, not great.
I've run into the usual problem I have with Netflix originals:
The #$@@#ing language!
We get it, you're not on broadcast tv, you can let the F-bombs fly.
And they do.
Repeatedly.
Too much for me to feel comfortable watching with any of my kids, even the older ones, in the room.
Or even the wife for that matter.
And that's too bad, as we both really enjoy both Olyphant and Barrymore.
I guess I'll just have to fill that void by rewatching Justified and Drew's old romantic comedies.
Final Grade: B-
Thursday, February 23, 2017
Sow 'Em While You Got 'Em..."Wild Oats"
Wild Oats (2016)
Rated PG-13
Starring Shirley MacLaine, Jessica Lange, Demi Moore, Howard Hesseman, Billy Connolly
Directed by Andy Tennant
The Story:
When Eva's (MacLaine) husband passes away, she receives a life insurance check in the mail for $5,000,000. The only problem? It's got a few zeros too many on the check. Instead of the $50,000 she was expecting. She and her best friend Maddie (Lange) decide to cash it and they are off on the vacation of a lifetime! What they don't know is that a dogged insurance rep (Hesseman) is hot on their heels to collect the money back before they can spend it all.
If it's true that Hollywood doesn't have any parts for actresses over 40, apparently the solution is to go out and make a movie that exclusively has main characters featuring older women.
On that, this movie succeeds very well.
Lange and MacLaine seem to have a very great chemistry with one another, and it's a nice reminder of what talented actresses they are.
There are some quirks built into both ladies characters that will either charm or annoy you, but at no time is the film anything less than interesting.
Surrounded by a wonderful supporting cast of older stars that show they've all still got it, especially a beleaguered Hesseman who plays an insurance fraud inspector that's wondering why he hasn't just retired yet.
Nothing fancy, just a quick, enjoyable 90 minutes of light fun and enjoyable characters.
I'll take that any day.
Final Grade: B-
Wednesday, February 22, 2017
A Truly Bad Day At The Office..."Deepwater Horizon"
Deepwater Horizon (2016)
Rated PG-13
Starring Mark Wahlberg, Kurt Russell, John Malkovich, Dylan O'Brien, Gina Rodriguez, Ethan Suplee, Kate Hudson,
Directed by Peter Berg
The Story:
In April 2010, operational supervisor Jimmy Harrell (Russell) and his chief engineer, Mike Williams (Wahlberg) are trying to explain to BP executives why the Deepwater Horizon oil rig is overbudget and behind schedule. BP of course wants no more excuses so they order shortcuts to get caught up and back on schedule. Naturally, bad things are about to happen and the worst oil spill in history is about to occur.
Naturally, this film is based on a true story.
While it's not a documentary, and parts of it are dramatized, what is true is that corporate greed cost men their lives and spilled millions of gallons of oil into the ocean.
When it went to trial, naturally, BP executives got off with no charges.
Go figure.
Peter Berg continues to be one of those efficient directors that seemingly flies under the radar. He makes a big budget film on a low budget, and makes the most of his cast, crew and editing. They are usually crisp movies that move along at a perfect pace and keep your interest from start to finish.
He re-teams with Walhberg, and set off on the quest to be an action drama that thrills and also leaves you holding your breath wondering how it's going to turn out, and who isn't going to make it.
Those people are honored as the end credits roll.
And that's part of what makes movies like this so difficult to watch.
You're both entertained, but at the end of the day, these weren't just actors getting killed to further the story, these were people who paid the ultimate price trying to do their jobs.
It also makes watching movies like this more than once a rare thing to do.
While they are technically sound and very well crafted, the subject matter doesn't cry out to be watched multiple times as an entertaining experience.
Your mileage may vary.
Final Grade: Solid B
Tuesday, February 21, 2017
It's So Fluffy..."Gabriel Iglesias: I'm Sorry For What I Said When I Was Hungry"
Gabriel Iglesias: I'm Sorry for What I Said When I was Hungry (2016)
Not Rated
Starring Gabriel Iglesias
Directed by Manny Rodriguez
The Story:
Gabriel Iglesias, aka "Fluffy" is back, and this time Netflix had him film an original concert exclusively for their service. Among the topics he discusses are his very own celebrity death, raising an 18 year old son, Marvel vs. DC, and he concludes with a look back on racist gift baskets.
If you've never seen Gabriel Iglesias' stand up before, this is a great place to start.
If you've been a fan previously, you've probably already watched this since it popped up on Netflix in December.
Much like the rest of his concerts, the language and topics are fairly family-friendly.
There can be a few words or topics that venture to the PG-13 territory, but he tries to keep it as tame as he can, and he even acknowledges that in the concert.
I won't go into too much more than that, because I don't want to ruin any of the jokes or stories that he's going to spin for you.
Sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh and have a good time.
Final Grade: A-
Friday, February 17, 2017
If You've Seen One "Jason Bourne" Film, You Really Have Seen Them All
Jason Bourne (2016)
Rated PG-13
Starring Matt Damon, Tommy Lee Jones, Alicia Vikander, Vincent Cassell, Julia Stiles,
Directed by Paul Greengrass
The Story:
Jason Bourne (Damon) is back again, and he's going to kill the people that turned him into a deadly assassin with a past he cannot remember.
Wait, stop me if you've seen this before...
Yes, the 4th Damon entry into the Bourne franchise arrives in 2016, the year of long dormant sequels to franchises we all assumed were dead and buried.
And yes, Greengrass and Damon reunite to bring the troubled past of Jason Bourne once again to viewers everywhere.
As usual, I'm really indifferent to these films.
I've seen them all, and ironically, the most coherent and best of the bunch is the one that had Jeremy Renner as the star.
So there.
: )
Otherwise, they are literally a forgettable mashup of spy thriller cat and mouse.
Stylish, but utterly forgettable.
Much like Bourne's past.
At least Julia Stiles finally found a way to get out of this franchise...
Ooops.
Spoiler.
;)
Final Grade: C
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