Showing posts with label Stuart Townsend. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stuart Townsend. Show all posts

Friday, June 27, 2014

Maybe 'Above Average'?... "The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen"

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)

Rated PG-13 for violence

Starring Sean Connery, Naseeruddin Shah, Peta Wilson, Tony Curran, Stuart Townsend, Shane West, Jason Flemyng

Directed by Stephen Norrington

The Story:

In an alternate Victorian era where characters from literature are actually real-life, a group of adventurers is gathered to stop a madman's quest for world domination.  Led by Allan Quatermain (Connery), he is joined by Captain Nemo (Shah), vampire Mina Harker (Wilson), an Invisible Man (Curran), the immortal Dorian Gray (Townsend), Dr. Jekyll (Flemyng) and US Secret Service Agent Tom Sawyer (West).  Their quest begins, but can even this formidable assemblage of adventurers save the world?

Probably.

Based on a comic book series by Alan Moore that I never bothered to read, the idea is actually very smart and clever.

Thinking back to old Looney Tunes cartoons where the books could come to life and characters could jump in and out of each other's stories, why not have a world where literature's finest fictional characters are actual flesh and blood?

In the annals of comic book movies, this one is easily overlooked by the heroes in spandex.

It also didn't have the oomph of a lesser known property, like Men in Black, to just take the world by storm and create its own franchise.

You can point a dozen fingers with what may be wrong with the film.

Too many characters?
Too many characters that moviegoers might not be that familiar with?
So much infighting among the heroes, nobody cares about them catching the bad guy?

That said, this is a much better film for Connery to work in than the remake of The Avengers.

However, for the final film in his distinguished career, this film is a bittersweet farewell to one of the cinematic legends of the screen.

I would not have been opposed to a sequel if they could tighten up the storyline, and perhaps lured Connery out of retirement, but now too many years have passed, and it just wouldn't work now.

Speaking of alternate universes, in mine, Shane West would have been hired to play Spider-Man in the Sam Raimi franchise.

Younger than Tobey, this is the guy I was hoping would have become the web-slinger.

Much like this movie, I am left to lament "what could have been"...

Final Grade: C

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: It's okay, but nothing I would go out of my to own.  If it was on, and I couldn't find the remote, there are worse things to sit through again.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

There's Something Sleazy "About Adam"

 
 You naughty, naughty boy...

The Story:

Adam (Stuart Townsend) falls in love with a girl (Kate Hudson).  He's perfect for her, unlike anyone she's ever dated.  So she proposes to him, and he accepts.  This disappoints her sister (Frances O'Conner) as she has fallen for Adam as well.  But it's okay, they have their affair, and keep it from their sister.  Except their oldest sister knows of both of their love for Adam, and falls for him as well...

It's a romantic comedy!

An hour in, I'd had enough.

Basically the story keeps flashing back to show you when each of the affairs began, and as great as the actors are, I just realized I didn't care for this anymore.

That one sister, let alone two sisters! would still have an affair with a man that their baby sister was engaged to...

Nope, can't do it.

That it appears that the wedding would continue, as would the affairs...

Nope, not going to even bother wasting that last 30 minutes of my life.
 
Yes, even in the fictional world of movies, I have certain standards or lines that I won't cross.
 
Sure, it varies from movie to movie... ; )
 
But you get my point.

Available to stream instantly on Netflix as of this writing if you're up to the challenge.

Final Grade: D.  Great actors drug down by an implausibly deplorable situation.

Would I Own It:  You tell me. : )