The Art of the Steal (2013)
Rated R for language
Starring
Kurt Russell, Matt Dillon, Jay Baruchel, Kenneth Welsh, Chris
Diamantopoulos, Katheryn Winnick, Jason Jones, Terence Stamp
Directed by Johnathan Sobol
The Story:
Crunch
Calhoun (Russell) has finally gotten out of jail after his last art
theft scam got him caught. His half-brother Nicky (Dillon) comes to
Crunch to try and pull off another heist, and hopes that the whole doing
time in jail thing is water under the bridge. They bring in Crunch's
old crew and begin scheming to pull of their next heist. However, hot
on their trail is Interpol Agent Bick (Jones) and with him is convicted
art thief Samuel Winter (Stamp) who can vouch for art being real or fake
just by looking at it. Is Crunch going back to prison, or is he going
to get away with the biggest score of his life.
Yes indeed, a
heist movie! One of my favorite genres, and this, a direct to DVD
offering with a pretty decent cast to it, so it must really suck, right?
Not so fast...
Indeed, the movie starts a little slow, but it's still interesting and keeps you connected to the characters.
Then it builds, and with the final act, you are treated to a payoff that you may, or may not, have seen coming.
And even if you did, it's quite doubtful that you thought of every plot piece that this movie works out perfectly.
That's what brings a "C" movie into the "B" range right there.
In fact, aside from the slow-ish start, once again I'll give the rant:
This movie is Rated R for language. Which is overused throughout the film.
Cut it back, widen your audience.
Then again, with one of the pieces of art in the film, and the joke that accompanies it, well, I can almost forgive the rating.
:)
All of the actors are great, and Kurt Russell plays the aging action hero to perfection.
However,
the interplay between Jones and Stamp is downright hilarious every time
they are on screen and bickering with each other.
Worth a look if you've never seen or heard of it.
Rumor has it, this film should be streaming on Netflix before the month of June is over.
** Update: Now Streaming As of June 8th **
Final Grade: Solid B
Rewatchability/Purchase
Factor: Would've gone for a B+ and put it on my Purchase list, but
again, the language hampers replayability in a house full of kids. I
need family friendlier heist films like Fast 5 or The Italian Job. But
yes, I could certainly watch it again in the future.
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Friday, June 6, 2014
Friday, January 31, 2014
Stomping On Childhood Memories Part One: "The Three Stooges"
The Three Stooges (2012)
Rated PG for Violence
Starring Chris Diamantopoulous, Sean Hayes and Will Sasso
Directed by Peter and Bobby Farrelly
The Story:
This is the story of how the Three Stooges, Moe (Diamantopoulous), Larry (Hayes) and Curly (Sasso) arrive at an orphanage, remain at the orphanage, attempt to save the orphanage and ultimately doom the orphanage to failure.
This weekend's set of reviews is a sharp contrast in styles.
Two remakes.
One that shows respect and even reverence for the source material.
One that doesn't.
Today, this is the day that actually treats the subject with respect and is faithful to the source.
Tomorrow...not so much.
That it would take the 3 Stooges to illicit faithfulness is both scary, and amusing at the same time.
However, in the hands of the Farrelly brothers, they often go for outrageousness, with a dose of heart underneath.
With the stooges, they stick to what made them famous: slapstick and lots of it.
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The Stooges appeared in shorts. They come in, some manic fights, and then it was over.
When it runs for 90 minutes... it becomes repetitive.
Still amusing, but having so much of the same gags repeat over and over (and over) wears on the viewer after awhile.
That said, the 3 leads inhabit the Stooges with the same vocal mannerisms and expert comic timing as their predecessors, many times it is like watching retrospective of the Stooges greatest hits.
I'll give them credit, it was much better than I feared it would be.
Final Grade: Solid C.
Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: Again, a little goes a long way. Stick with the original shorts for a quick laugh instead.
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