You'll Feel Yourself Aging Watching "While We're Young"

While We're Young (2014)

Rated R

Starring Ben Stiller, Naomi Watts, Adam Driver, Amanda Seyfried, Charles Grodin

Written and Directed by Noah Baumbach

The Story:

Josh and Cornelia (Stiller & Watts) are in their mid-40s, they've got no kids and they are just going through the motions in their relationship while all of their friends are having kids. Josh has been working on his documentary for nearly a decade but is struggling to finish. Into their lives breeze Jamie and Darby (Driver & Seyfried) and Jamie is also an aspiring documentarian and they get to know each other and begin hanging out. Life starts to change as the 40s and the 20s begin to mesh and mold with one another.

Meh.

It's not funny enough to be a comedy.

It's not dramatic or engaging enough to be a full on drama.

You can also see where the movie is going as Jamie may not be as honest as Josh thinks he is, but that's a realization that he has to come to on his own.

The movie also takes a rather gross turn midway through the movie as vomiting becomes an extended long scene that is neither amusing nor engaging.

I even debate as I write this as to whether the movie gets a passing grade or winds up on the worst of the year list, and quite honestly, I still don't know.

There was one really great line about the documentary that Josh was working on, delivered impeccably by Charles Grodin:

You just showed me a 6 1/2 hour movie that was 7 hours too long.

Thankfully this one was just a bit over 90 minutes, but there were several times, especially like the puking scene, where I was wondering why I was still even watching this film.

After I finished watching the movie, I see that it was streaming on Amazon Prime. Streaming, I would have definitely clicked this one off and found something else to watch.

I guess that decides it...

Final Grade: D+ it is!

The Trilogy Concludes..."Night At The Museum: Secret Of The Tomb"

Night At The Museum: Secret Of The Tomb (2014)

Rated PG

Starring Ben Stiller, Robin Williams, Owen Wilson, Steve Coogan, Ricky Gervais, Rebel Wilson, Dan Stevens, Rami Malek

Directed by Shawn Levy

The Story:

The Tablet that brings the exhibits to life at the Museum of Natural History is beginning to corrode. If Larry (Stiller) hopes to fix the problem, he needs to get the tablet and some of his exhibits to London to see if they can unravel the secret of how the tablet works before it is too late.

Eight years ago, Night at the Museum arrived, and it was pretty cute, good family fun with a nice supporting cast making the exhibits.

Five years ago, they brought forth a sequel, and aside from remember seeing it, it was rather boring and lackluster.

Needless to say, I was surprised that they made a third installment in the franchise, but after seeing it, I'm glad they did.

It brought back much of the fun and enjoyment from the first one, and allowed the movie to correct the mistakes of the second film, and let the franchise go out on a high note.

I'm assuming it will be the end of the franchise as everyone is older now, and with Robin Williams passing, they are missing a key part of the team.

Traveling to London allows them to introduce a whole new cast of characters and creates a villainous foil in Sir Lancelot (Stevens) who may just unwittingly cause all of the exhibits to cease living after shortly coming to life for the first time.

If you liked the previous installment(s), I think you'll find the conclusion to their story a fitting end to the adventures.

Final Grade: C+/B-

If Everyone Has Seen It, Is It Still "The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty" ?

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013)
Rated PG-13 for language

Starring Ben Stiller, Kristen Wiig, Adam Scott, Sean Penn

Directed by Ben Stiller

The Story:

Walter Mitty (Stiller) works for Life Magazine. Life has been bought out and Ted Hendricks (Scott) comes to Life to oversee the transfer from print to digital. When famed photographer Sean O'Connell sends Mitty the negative that is to be the cover of the final issue of Life, he can't find it!  Mitty's previous daydreams of adventure turn real as he goes on a global quest to track down O'Connell to find out why he didn't send the actual negative.

The hook for "Walter Mitty" comes in his daydreams to escape reality.

Perhaps surprisingly, I actually didn't care too much for the movie when Mitty kept having his daydreams.

It is when he actually undertook the task of tracking down O'Connell that the movie began to fully win me over.  Granted, he still had a few daydreams, but they were much shorter, and much less far-fetched than those that had come earlier.

At that point, Mitty became the Everyman that audiences root for to succeed.  We become invested in his quest to track down the missing negative.

Of course, like the rest of the audience, odds are you will figure out where the picture really is, but that isn't the mystery so much as what is on the picture.

What could convey to the audience what could be one of the most important images in Life's storied history?

Needless to say, they nailed it.

It's a beautiful image that might even bring a tear to your eye as you realize that no matter how great technology has become, we are quickly losing so much of our historic past at an alarming rate.

Pretty profound for a comedy.

I have no comparison with the original as to how much or how little is made from the previous movie or story upon which it is based.

All I do know, is I'm glad I got to share in Walter Mitty's Life, no matter how briefly it was.

Final Grade: B

Rewatchability/Purchase Factor: I'm not rushing out to buy it, but I wouldn't mind watching it again.

When #$@# Hits the Fan... Call "The Watch"

Here's an odd one... did it fail because it delivered something other than promised?

Or because it was a giant Costco commercial?


The Story:

When a night watchman at the local Costco is skinned alive, Evan (Ben Stiller) organizes a neighborhood watch to catch the killer since the police don't seem overly concerned with solving the crime, although they happen to think that maybe Evan did it.  So with the recruitment of 3 other, his neighborhood watch goes out to find the bad guy, only to uncover something even more sinister and shocking!



So really, where did this movie come off the rails?




My guess is the "out of this world" storyline that takes over the murder mystery. 


Honestly, I don't know.  On paper, the story has potential.  In execution...

It's not bad.  It's not great, either.

This is another one, hey, if you've got 90 minutes to spare, sure, give it a spin.  You might not hate it. ;)


The pros:  You've got Vince Vaughn and Jonah Hill playing Vince Vaughn and Jonah Hill.  If you like they way they act and spit out their dialogue, you are going to love them in this one, because hey, if you're going for a Vince Vaughn and Jonah Hill character, you might as well hire the real deal.

The writing and dialogue is at times hilarious, stupid, hilariously stupid, or some combination.

As usual, this is an "R Rated Comedy" where they go for the profanity or bodily fluid humor... the shock and awe of comedy.  Instead of being smart with the script (there actually is a nifty story in here) they throw R rated humor at every situation to force humor where it could simply be found naturally.


My opinion, they could have cut back the raunch, gone PG-13, tightened up the script and sucked in the family market with the story.  Oh well, what's done is done.

Final Grade: C+
Would I add it to my collection: Nope.